Gus and the epic time machine adventure thing.

[2[ZS]Gus]

i havent done this in a while, and i figured the few people that may still be on this website deserve a Christmas present.
so without further adoo, i present to you:
the story of Gus and the epic time machine adventure thing.

"PICKACHU, USE THUNDERBOLT"
"piiiiiickaaaa-"*BANG*
"OH MY GOD DUDE! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" yelled ash ketchem.
"what? it was gonna electrocute me. its self defense." answered Gus.
"YOU JUST SHOT MY PICKACHU! WHATS WRONG WITH Y-*BANG*
my god that kid is annoying. Gus said as he walked away from the "accident."


The year was 2011. about 15 years after the awful string of events have happened. all with main characters strangely named Gus. these events have all been written out into fun little stories, written for people with no life, by someone with no life. but all of these stories seem to be many years apart, but all have the same person in it. to many people that would be confusing, so the exact story of why all of those other stories have happened, is needed. this is that story.
Pretty much, this is the story of why previous stories all have Gus in them.

it was a bright, gloomy afternoon. the clouds filled the sky. it looked like a tornado could form.

"Ah", sighed Gus, "what a beautiful day to go for a walk."
Some white guy with his pants on the ground and a jukebox up to his head then walked up to Gus.
"HEY BRO! WASSUP DAWG! LIKEABAWS! YOYOYO! LETS GO SMOKE SOME WE-"*BANG*
"dont ruin my morning crackhead," explained Gus as he threw a grenade behind him and walked away.
"Cool guys don't look at explosions. they got the DANGLEBERRIES to just walk awaaay..." Gus just kept walking and singing until he found a giant abandoned shack. yaknow, the kind with lazers shooting out of it.

as Gus walked up to it, a giant mutant can of Pepsi walked out of the shack. Gus thought it was friendly, until it started shooting lazers at him.

And the battle begins.

Gus and the giant can got into their fighting positions. It was time for the final battle. the true test of who is the ultimate. no more running away. time for the ultimate battle of the fates. no backing down. no Sissy's allowed. it all comes down to this.

Gus decided to shoot the freak of nature.
THE END.

or is it?
no. not yet.

still inside the shack, a weird scientist sat there with a giant rock.
It seemed, he was marrying that rock.
"what the heck was that thing bro?" Gus shouted.


END OF PART 1

and yes, I'm actually gonna finish this one...

[1[ZS]Stenaven]

Dang.