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Post by 2[ZS]Gus on Jul 4, 2011 11:03:58 GMT -6
wonder weapons are secret weapons created by scientists doctor Richthofen and doctor maxis of Germany. these weapons were all created from the element 115. all created as the next thing in overpowered weapons, they were meant to give Germany an edge in world war 2. butt, something went wrong. when the German version of super soldiers (zombies, oh germans...) decided to go on a complete rampage and kill everyone, maxis and Richthofen had no choice but to put them in a box with 50 other weapons. here are they're stats:
Ray gun. the first wonder weapon. created mainly by Richthofen. meant to surpass the AUG and famas in every way of one shot kills. not really sure what on earth the ammo is... but according to Richthofen it is his "glowy green DANGLEBERRIES". not much else is known.
wonderwaffer. 2nd wonder weapon mainly for the japs. shoots lightning and kills about 10 people at once. created by both scientists, its ammo is just standard 12 watt lightbulbs. obviously somebody hasn't heard of florensic lighbulbs...
thundergun. big huge rocket launcher type weapon used just to throw stuff a few meters away. possibly almost wounding them. secretly made by Dr. maxis, holds only 2 shots and makes a loud and annoying noise when shot. when upgraded might actually kill something.
winters howl. makes a long stream that freezes zombies. then allows you to shoot them after switching to your only other weapon. unfreezes after 10 years. created by both scientists, upgrading it freezes zombies for 20 years.
black hole. the only known wonder weapon that is black. sucks zombies into nothing, sucks you into some random place with even more zombies.
Gus doesn't know the name weapon. substitute for monkeys, shoots one zombie, and turns them into a human. they freak out and zombies chase them. kind of a weird weapon to create before a zombie Apocalypse if ya ask me. distracts zombies anywhere from two seconds to five years.
infra red insta dead. sniper that insta kills one zombie per shot. very inaccurate but kills big fat zombies with lightposts. get it?
shrink ray. zombies. midgets. these scientists used to create such good weapons.
pack-a-punch. takes any random gun ever, gives it a sweet green camo. packs its ammo with the element 115, red bullets, and enough explosives to wipe Antarctica off the map. some guns completely destroy. some turn into piles of crap.
wait... are we sure Germany lost the war?
Ray gun. the first wonder weapon. created mainly by Richthofen. meant to surpass the AUG and famas in every way of one shot kills. not really sure what on earth the ammo is... but according to Richthofen it is his "glowy green DANGLEBERRIES". not much else is known.
wonderwaffer. 2nd wonder weapon mainly for the japs. shoots lightning and kills about 10 people at once. created by both scientists, its ammo is just standard 12 watt lightbulbs. obviously somebody hasn't heard of florensic lighbulbs...
thundergun. big huge rocket launcher type weapon used just to throw stuff a few meters away. possibly almost wounding them. secretly made by Dr. maxis, holds only 2 shots and makes a loud and annoying noise when shot. when upgraded might actually kill something.
winters howl. makes a long stream that freezes zombies. then allows you to shoot them after switching to your only other weapon. unfreezes after 10 years. created by both scientists, upgrading it freezes zombies for 20 years.
black hole. the only known wonder weapon that is black. sucks zombies into nothing, sucks you into some random place with even more zombies.
Gus doesn't know the name weapon. substitute for monkeys, shoots one zombie, and turns them into a human. they freak out and zombies chase them. kind of a weird weapon to create before a zombie Apocalypse if ya ask me. distracts zombies anywhere from two seconds to five years.
infra red insta dead. sniper that insta kills one zombie per shot. very inaccurate but kills big fat zombies with lightposts. get it?
shrink ray. zombies. midgets. these scientists used to create such good weapons.
pack-a-punch. takes any random gun ever, gives it a sweet green camo. packs its ammo with the element 115, red bullets, and enough explosives to wipe Antarctica off the map. some guns completely destroy. some turn into piles of crap.
wait... are we sure Germany lost the war?
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