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Post by 2[ZS]Gus on Aug 26, 2011 10:54:53 GMT -6
because of all the wishes fro the corrupt a wish foundation coming true, the world has become a much different place... lets see now.
Steven becomes president and issues the creation the wiistation420. the merge of every next gen console. but it was filled with so many terrible people, it was destroyed and sent to mars. Steven did the lottery and won $1,000,000,000. resigned as the president, got bored and became a drug addict. phonixfly then flew over him one day and said "HEEEEEY. I'm a magical being that will grant you any wish." Steve then wished for infinite wishes. but that was his one wish... so phonixfly flew away laughing.
meanwhile, a man named Gus was randomly walking down the street. phonixfly happened to be flying above him. Gus then looked at a girls butt, and said "man, i wish i was a girl." phonixfly heard this and made it happen. when Sarah looked outside her door and saw Gus was a girl, she became sick. she walked away and threw up on her bird. thus killing the poor thing. a few seconds later she was amazingly healthy. and she brought her bird back to life. but it flew away, cus it was a zombie. Sarah went to the doctor because she thought she was to healthy. the doctors put her in a tube and studied her forever. wondering how she got so healthy.
back with Gus, or should i say "gusarina" he looked down and saw to many things missing, and to much added. he saw he was a chick. a whole bunch of gay people passed by, looked at her, and decided they weren't gay anymore. there chased gussarina back to her house. they're were so many people there now, his house was considered the 51st state. but it eventually got bankrupt. osama bin laden heard of this and walked up to gussarina and told her: "i can feex theese. just leet mee seell map packs for your wiii. i'll give you a meeleeoon dollors!" gussarina agreed and bin laden nuked her house with a nuclear grenade. but gussarina survived somehow.
story moving back to Steven, he decided to do something interesting. he made a clan on his wiistation420. and made that
mean ol' genie person his second in command. but he called people gay, so osame bin laden kicked him from the servers. Justin beiber looked at gussarina, and threw up, decided he was gay, then got a sex change operation. one day, he was hitting on other guys, when Rebbecca black walked in the room. Justin beiber (who just got his sex changed into a guy (ZZZIIING)) looked at her and got his first boner. so he asked her out. they married and decided to make terrible music together.
so Mr. and Mrs. black made music so terrible and loud that aliens from outer space (not aliens from across the border (ZING!!)) heard it and became so angry that they came to earth to kill everything. MEANWHILE the zombie bird infected so many people that it created a zombie Apocalypse. the French army created a new super powered gun, called the FAMAS. the French tried to kill all the zombies. but someone replaced all the ammo for the FAMAS with m&ms. the worst part is, everyone on earth is now allergic to chocolate for some reason or another. so they all died and became zombies to.
with aliens coming to kill everyone, Steve doesn't know what to do. Justin beiber runs in and tells Steve he loves him. then aliens blast his head clean off with a lazer. Steve then noticed his expired gum he stole from the oval office. he started chewing it, then became a super saiyan. he jumped into the alien mommy ship and started punching aliens. he then realized, he had no powers.
so Steve was vaporized. Justin beiber was headless. Gus was a chick. zombies and aliens were killing everything. the French were as useless as ever. phonixfly crash into cement. it seemed like it was all up to Sarah to save the day. she realized with everyone dead, she would be at least a 5 in ZS. the aliens then got bored and left. Sarah got so drunk with power, lazer beams shot out of her eyes, and blew up mars. the alien ship was destroyed in the crossfire.
back on earth, the zombies were taking over new York. where chick Gus was getting cornered by zombies. and these zombies were so frickin scary, she crapped her pants. thus killing every zombie is the world.
so everything is far from normal. Steve walks away from a huge alien ship explosion and becomes famous. gussarina is walking home with a smelly pants. half the world is annihilated. but the world decided to form together in world peace. and one boy, somewhere, got a puppy. he was so happy and cute. but it gave the boy aids. so he threw it out a window.
so now, my Friends. do you understand why we must live with what we have? that good things can and will backfire against you...
[glow=blue,2,300]MORAL OF THE STORY: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR[/glow]
Steven becomes president and issues the creation the wiistation420. the merge of every next gen console. but it was filled with so many terrible people, it was destroyed and sent to mars. Steven did the lottery and won $1,000,000,000. resigned as the president, got bored and became a drug addict. phonixfly then flew over him one day and said "HEEEEEY. I'm a magical being that will grant you any wish." Steve then wished for infinite wishes. but that was his one wish... so phonixfly flew away laughing.
meanwhile, a man named Gus was randomly walking down the street. phonixfly happened to be flying above him. Gus then looked at a girls butt, and said "man, i wish i was a girl." phonixfly heard this and made it happen. when Sarah looked outside her door and saw Gus was a girl, she became sick. she walked away and threw up on her bird. thus killing the poor thing. a few seconds later she was amazingly healthy. and she brought her bird back to life. but it flew away, cus it was a zombie. Sarah went to the doctor because she thought she was to healthy. the doctors put her in a tube and studied her forever. wondering how she got so healthy.
back with Gus, or should i say "gusarina" he looked down and saw to many things missing, and to much added. he saw he was a chick. a whole bunch of gay people passed by, looked at her, and decided they weren't gay anymore. there chased gussarina back to her house. they're were so many people there now, his house was considered the 51st state. but it eventually got bankrupt. osama bin laden heard of this and walked up to gussarina and told her: "i can feex theese. just leet mee seell map packs for your wiii. i'll give you a meeleeoon dollors!" gussarina agreed and bin laden nuked her house with a nuclear grenade. but gussarina survived somehow.
story moving back to Steven, he decided to do something interesting. he made a clan on his wiistation420. and made that
mean ol' genie person his second in command. but he called people gay, so osame bin laden kicked him from the servers. Justin beiber looked at gussarina, and threw up, decided he was gay, then got a sex change operation. one day, he was hitting on other guys, when Rebbecca black walked in the room. Justin beiber (who just got his sex changed into a guy (ZZZIIING)) looked at her and got his first boner. so he asked her out. they married and decided to make terrible music together.
so Mr. and Mrs. black made music so terrible and loud that aliens from outer space (not aliens from across the border (ZING!!)) heard it and became so angry that they came to earth to kill everything. MEANWHILE the zombie bird infected so many people that it created a zombie Apocalypse. the French army created a new super powered gun, called the FAMAS. the French tried to kill all the zombies. but someone replaced all the ammo for the FAMAS with m&ms. the worst part is, everyone on earth is now allergic to chocolate for some reason or another. so they all died and became zombies to.
with aliens coming to kill everyone, Steve doesn't know what to do. Justin beiber runs in and tells Steve he loves him. then aliens blast his head clean off with a lazer. Steve then noticed his expired gum he stole from the oval office. he started chewing it, then became a super saiyan. he jumped into the alien mommy ship and started punching aliens. he then realized, he had no powers.
so Steve was vaporized. Justin beiber was headless. Gus was a chick. zombies and aliens were killing everything. the French were as useless as ever. phonixfly crash into cement. it seemed like it was all up to Sarah to save the day. she realized with everyone dead, she would be at least a 5 in ZS. the aliens then got bored and left. Sarah got so drunk with power, lazer beams shot out of her eyes, and blew up mars. the alien ship was destroyed in the crossfire.
back on earth, the zombies were taking over new York. where chick Gus was getting cornered by zombies. and these zombies were so frickin scary, she crapped her pants. thus killing every zombie is the world.
so everything is far from normal. Steve walks away from a huge alien ship explosion and becomes famous. gussarina is walking home with a smelly pants. half the world is annihilated. but the world decided to form together in world peace. and one boy, somewhere, got a puppy. he was so happy and cute. but it gave the boy aids. so he threw it out a window.
so now, my Friends. do you understand why we must live with what we have? that good things can and will backfire against you...
[glow=blue,2,300]MORAL OF THE STORY: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR[/glow]
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I only had one problem... I CRASHED INTO CEMENT!!! COME ONE!!!.... such a lame way to go out man 
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