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Post by 2[ZS]Gus on Aug 9, 2011 8:42:58 GMT -6
once upon a time-more like 20 years ago- there lived a young man named Gustavo. Gustavo had a very rare condition. not deadly, but a real nuisance whenever he wore sport shorts. you see, Gustavo had a disease from birth called, the "what" boner. whenever he hears somebody say "what", he got a boner. the more he heard it, the worse (better 
) it got. one day he was watching T.V. with his girlfriend. then an episode of spongeboob came on. the one where they say "what" alot... then Gustavo looked down, and didn't like what he saw. his GF on the other hand, did. she then looked at him and said "well WHAT do we have here?" Gustavo got so annoyed that he stabbed her in the head. repeatedly. with a fork. he ignored the dead body and started playing COD: MW4. where he told everybody what had just happened. big mistake. everyone online kept yelling "WHAT??" and "WHAT DO YOU MEAN??" and "WHY??" the boners just kept piling up. and Gustavo was getting angry. he took the dead body, and a Thompson 45. and ran into the forest, to hide the body. randomly killing everyone that said "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING??" and stuff... he baried the body and walked away, then noticed the navy was right behind him. he had two options, give himself in like a sissy girl. or use his blunt object he recently acquired (boner), as a weapon. he chose to give himself in. the navy brought him to Guantanamo bay, where he broke out of easily, seeing as they never took away his Thompson 45....the warden then looked at him and was like Wtf... Gustavo just kept running, as his boner grew ever so slightly. back in Alaska, Gustavo didn't know what to do, he couldn't do anything. all he had was a criminal record, his Thompson, and his 28 foot... never mind. as he was walking down the street, he noticed former president George w. bush. dual wielding M249 LMG'S. doubleya walked up to Gustavo and said "whats wrong?"Gustavo sighed and said "George bush, I'm in trouble. i killed my girlfriend, I'm a criminal, and its all because of this dang boner." the former president thought for a second. then said "i think i have a solution, boners make people do things they dont wanna do. i should know, i was president. i know none of this was your fault so I'm gonna pardon your criminal record." Gustavo then replied "WOW thanks Mr. old president!!! but what am i gonna do with this?" he said pointing downwards. bush then said "do you know where your girlfriends body is?" "yes" Gustavo replied. "well, just use that..."
moral of the story: boners can make us do stuff we never wanted to do. yell, have sex, kill our girlfriends, become president... that's why its important to spay and nuiter yourself respectively. even though that wont help at all....
) it got. one day he was watching T.V. with his girlfriend. then an episode of spongeboob came on. the one where they say "what" alot... then Gustavo looked down, and didn't like what he saw. his GF on the other hand, did. she then looked at him and said "well WHAT do we have here?" Gustavo got so annoyed that he stabbed her in the head. repeatedly. with a fork. he ignored the dead body and started playing COD: MW4. where he told everybody what had just happened. big mistake. everyone online kept yelling "WHAT??" and "WHAT DO YOU MEAN??" and "WHY??" the boners just kept piling up. and Gustavo was getting angry. he took the dead body, and a Thompson 45. and ran into the forest, to hide the body. randomly killing everyone that said "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING??" and stuff... he baried the body and walked away, then noticed the navy was right behind him. he had two options, give himself in like a sissy girl. or use his blunt object he recently acquired (boner), as a weapon. he chose to give himself in. the navy brought him to Guantanamo bay, where he broke out of easily, seeing as they never took away his Thompson 45....the warden then looked at him and was like Wtf... Gustavo just kept running, as his boner grew ever so slightly. back in Alaska, Gustavo didn't know what to do, he couldn't do anything. all he had was a criminal record, his Thompson, and his 28 foot... never mind. as he was walking down the street, he noticed former president George w. bush. dual wielding M249 LMG'S. doubleya walked up to Gustavo and said "whats wrong?"Gustavo sighed and said "George bush, I'm in trouble. i killed my girlfriend, I'm a criminal, and its all because of this dang boner." the former president thought for a second. then said "i think i have a solution, boners make people do things they dont wanna do. i should know, i was president. i know none of this was your fault so I'm gonna pardon your criminal record." Gustavo then replied "WOW thanks Mr. old president!!! but what am i gonna do with this?" he said pointing downwards. bush then said "do you know where your girlfriends body is?" "yes" Gustavo replied. "well, just use that..."moral of the story: boners can make us do stuff we never wanted to do. yell, have sex, kill our girlfriends, become president... that's why its important to spay and nuiter yourself respectively. even though that wont help at all....
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